Monday, September 15, 2008

Back into the swing o' things

Really aren't we all now?

Things to do on almost every day. I rather enjoy having lots to do. So long as there is a day for the sleeping. Which is currently saturday, although that may change. Ah well.

So I really don't have much to say, no insights into life or hilarious tales of my own misfortune. Well actually not true. However the insight and the misfortune are neither fun reads or hilarious. Which generally goes against the grain of this here blog machine. So I will forgo that tale.

Erm, really nothing. Oh, that is sort of mentionable.

As many of you know by now I sort of have this thing for piercings. Some of you appreciate my taste, others look at me with interesting looks now. Nevertheless I rather enjoy them. Piercings I mean. The reason for this spiel is that I recently realized that I will be able to get my labret piercing. Which for you uninformed heathens out there is a lip piercing. I will most likely be to the right side of my mouth and will again most likely be a ring. I am very excited. I expect to get it done as soon as camp is over next year. So by the end of next summer.

In case you were wondering, which I am sure you are considering that you are reading this I will now tell you what I have mapped out for piercings as best I can. Bear with me.

By the time I am completely finished with getting my piercings I should be around 17 of them. This is an educated guess which is very much subject to change. Hopefully I will be able to finish my plans without turning into that guy that parents fear their daughters will bring home. So from the top and by the top I mean my ears I have already gotten two, lobes. Normal traditional piercings. The next things on my ears will be two industrial bars on my left or right ear. From there my opposite ear will have a few rings coming down my ear, towards the top of my ear I am thinking. From the ears I will move to the nose, one stud or ring on my nose. I am not sure which side. Nose to eyebrows, I want to have three on my eyebrows, two on one and one on the other. Eyebrows to eye, I want to get two done next to my eye. These ones are hard to explain, if you are really interested ask me. It's really easy to explain in person. Eyes to lip, one on my lip as aforementioned. Lip to my strangest one. I want to get my collarbones pierced. They are called clavicle piercings and I want to get one on each collarbone. These will most likely be the last ones I get done. This is because my mommy says not till I move out. Hehehe. I think I frighten her with my new found taste in metal.

There it is. A semi complete description of my facial augmentation/piercing. Really depends on who you ask though. I say augmentation/awesomesauce. Tim says... "What the heck are those things hanging from your ears!?"

2 comments:

Joshua Geddert said...

"Oh i tripped and happened to land on some shrappnel that was shaped like rings, and just soo happened to be sterile, and just soo happened to be strategically in places that actually look good! And that is my deformation story"
"Oh........" long very awkward pause from your love interests parental unit.
"That's really how it happened eh?"
"Yeppers..." you declare with a confident grin on your face.

I am truly excited about your piercings matthew... and once i decide what I will be doing with my life... I will get some more piercings... if it isnt sports, there will be some more piercings to come you can be sure of that!

Love ya man!

Cardinal's Cove said...

**confused**

Did you just call me a heathen?

Oh wait, I am informed, I did know that. So .. I am an informed heathen.

ryan andré