An anecdote

"I couldn't have killed him officer" Sheila exclaimed, "I was in the kitchen all day cooking a turkey!"

The police officer cocked his head to the left and smirked. "A murder turkey!?"

A look of utter surprise stole across Sheila's face, "What? No, a Thanksgiving turkey. I did not kill that man."

"Well then. I am going to be keeping an eye on you Miss Descartes. Don't leave town anytime soon." With that the police officer replaced his forge cap and exited the door to his right. A moment later the officer came back through that door. "You keep a neat closet Miss Descartes. Where is the door out exactly?"


I sort of came up with this because of the murder mystery that I participated in recently. I find it thoroughly amusing.