"I know! Let us beat this dead horse to death with this horse!"
"I don't know Phil. Didn't work so well last time," He twitched, "I still have that scar man."
"Do not do this to me again. I need this to be done."
"Phil, give it a rest. That horse never bothered anyone."
"Damnation man."
"Let it go."
"I will do no such thing!"
"Hey! What are you doing! Keep that thing away from my face!"
"Take this you colloquial fiend!"
"Ah! Not the wrench!"
"Ahahahaha!"
"Oh gods! What's in that bag? Cats! No!"
"That should silence you for now."
...
"You didn't do anything to my face. How would it keep me quiet?"
"Wait for it, you heathen."
...
"Arg."
"That is what I thought. Duct tape is a miracle worker."
2 comments:
I wish all books were written like that!
lmao - oh thats great
Oh and yea, I wish to get some tattos eventually. Probably once I move to Kamloops - not sure what to get though.
The pain part of it will be interesting though o.O
I'm not so good with that.
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