Another tale

Our tale tonight...

Begins.

With muffins.

It was late, 2300 hours at least.

The local Aberdeen McDonalds continued to bustle with energy. (And grease.)

A young lad by the name of, Mattu, was preparing muffins for the next day.

A great task this is, considering that muffins take exactly 42 minutes to bake.

A potentially terrible thing, long bake times.

For if the night staff do not prepare them for the day staff.

Well, dear customers may have to go without their beloved muffins.

Returning now, if you will, to young Mattu.

A tray of muffins had been pulled out of the oven, and was cooling on the rolling cart.

Another timer sounded indicating that the next batch was ready to be removed from the fires of the oven.

Mattu donned his safety kitchen oven master gloves.

And removed the muffins.

Noticing that there was no room for the muffins on the rolling cart, Mattu had to make a quick decision.

He decided, fatefully, to put the muffin tray on top of the meat freezer.

While he hastily put away the cooled muffins.

Returning to the other tray after finally putting the other muffins away safely.

Mattu daftly grabbed up the tray to move it off the meat freezer, lest someone bump it and cause the muffins to tumble perilously to the ground.

Upon gripping the tray, Mattu began to lift...

Moments later, the sizzle of flesh reminded him that this tray had just recently been removed from the oven.

So, yeah. My fingers hurt a lot. Like typing is freaking hard.

I also have to miss work tomorrow. Which is super lame.