Succumb to the sound of a heart in overdrive.

My face itches.

I have drawn a distinct correlation between M&M's and delicious.

Munchkin should be a thing done far more often.

My basement is usable now, I don't know what to do with myself.

Headphones deliver greater sound quality. Surprise!

I'm growing pretty weary of my phone.

My desire to learn acoustic guitar is getting stronger.

My complete adoration of the bass guitar is in direct opposition however.

I need to eat more fruit. Bring me bananas.

I'm getting sick, I must quash this illness with rage. Posthaste.

30 Rock is quite possibly one of the best shows on television.

The temptation to sleep is not strong enough. Need to build a device to make desire stronger.

I need more decorations for my room, and the basement in general.

I need a new job. One that pays significantly better. Preferably one that will teach me new things, and hopefully related to computers, or biotechnology.

I really ought to get a new piercing. I'm thinking something innocuous. Tragus maybe. Eyebrow area. Not sure.

The sanitizer at work smells like something from Haiti. It makes it hard to concentrate.

I want to learn a new skill. Computer programming, maybe. NERDY.

Lists bring me pleasure. Normal people pleasure. You freak.