Thursday, December 31, 2009
Vita Pulchris Est
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
I didn't want to though. So too bad.
I leveled up about a week and a half ago. Here's an updated view of my character page.
---Mattu
LV: 18
Class: Wage Slave
HP: 100/100
MP: 0/0
STR: Average
INT: Above Average
SPD: Above Average
SPECIAL: Musicality. Potential to not be a wage slave in the future.
WEAPONS: A sharp tongue, and a rockin' bass.
Hopefully I remember to do this next year as well. Maybe this could be a tradition, man I'm cool.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
-Between the crosses, row on row.-
It has been ninety one years since the end of World War I. Somehow, humanity hasn't learnt it's lesson. World War II, Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq. Humans continue to throw each other, at each other, to die.
Today, I personally intend to spend the day remembering those brave souls who gave all that they had to defend freedom and peace, as best as they knew how.
Remembering the fallen of the past, remembering the fallen of the present.
Mourning the fallen yet to come.
I for one will be bowing my head at the eleventh hour, this eleventh day of this eleventh month of this year two thousand and nine. To remember those who gave their lives.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Dreamers Delecation
Very bizarre way to find out really.
Had a dream, my computer was there. I could talk to my computer. It talked back.
Scottish accent.
His name is Seamus O' Callaghan.
He's a bit of a jerk.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Enter
Two costumes for Halloween.
Bumble bee.
Black metal musician.
Not at the same time, that's ridiculous.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Early morning exposition
Excerpt from the above. (It won't make nearly as much sense to you as it does to me, as I have played the games associated with. In retrospect, this won't really make any sense at all. I will also link the games. Just in case you are a cool person and want to be entertained by entertainment.)
"When I am taken, all my memories will fade, crowded out by eternal suffering. My imagination takes over and I see myself struggling through the body of the King, wracked with agonies and unable to remember any other existence. I know that I will have no more thoughts of freedom or safety or home because my very understanding of the concepts will be lost to me and it hurts.
But for now I am a man and my mind is still my own. I am still a rifleman of Captain Troughton’s Special Brigade. I am still an Englishman in the service of the Ministry of Occultism. They sent us here to write reports. So this is my report. I know it will never be read and it hurts"
Also, here are the games. They are spectacular, I adored them. Do it up.
The Chzo Mythos Games
Monday, October 26, 2009
Day two
I have begun working full time. So forty hours a week. I'm not quite sure what I think of it yet.
It kills any sort of evening activities, but it makes my weekends completely available. Which is of course quite lovely.
There isn't really any other news. I haven't really pulled any supremely interesting thoughts away from this week. Although there is always the potential for more. I do work with Ken this week, and he does happen to be a primary source of bouncing ideas off of.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Ambrosiac and amnesiac, anemic
Just sayin'.
Got to say that I'm not looking forward to leaving McDonalds one day. What a strange thing to say, hey? I know, McDonalds isn't the most glamorous job. I love my job though. I adore the greater majority of the people that I work with. Even if they don't know it.
I do my best to prevent them from knowing this.
Oh, while still talking about work, I have Halloween off. Since it's a Saturday, and I don't work those.
I'm fairly excited.
Also, in November, I have my birthday off. Also on a Saturday. Pretty sweet I must admit.
Wow, I'm turning eighteen. I'm almost done with the "carefree" years. Why didn't I use them better. Why didn't I have awesome friends sooner? What a waste.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
I need to get my schooling started. I'm tired of working for life. I really want to be able to complain about school too.
French may or may not be a major part of my schooling. If I can slip it in, I am definitely taking a few courses. I love the French language with a passion matching my love for the English language.
We will see. I'm pretty excited to get started with University. It seems like the jump off point for life. New beginnings and what not.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Skittles, I love you.
What to do when work is plentiful and friends are aggravating?
Work, then complain. =P
So, actually, I don't mind that you guys go on with your lives without me, but I really do mind. Like actually, it's not a big deal.
You jerks.
So, Kurtus, my main village man, got me approximately five gigs of music a couple of days ago.
It's amazing.
Umm, I don't really have much to say. Working a lot usually drains me of interesting blog posts.
Maybe one day I will tell you about my surrogacy chambers idea. I doubt it though.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Language considerations
I adore the French language.
Maybe one day I will find a way to do so. Fill up a block up at "ye olde university".
Monday, September 28, 2009
Transformation in effect
Need to get hair dyed.
Then I will be a new creature once more.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Black lights and scattered cards
Which does of course mean only one thing.
No pants.
So if you would please imagine me typing this in just my skivvies, that would be greatly appreciated.
So, I have something for you guys. Perhaps you remember my reference to the Driftless Pony Club a while back.
Here's the music video to one of their songs. I think they are rad. Just sayin'.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Ominous Oysters Observing Opulent Omens
I have a few things I want to touch on tonight. That could mean a longer blog post, but I doubt it. I just don't have the gift of the gab. My posts must be succinct.
First. Music. Bass has been going nicely. I want to take lessons. I think that would help me progress. That's really something I need to think about setting up myself though. It's getting to be time for me to start growing up as far as things like that go. Flute. I spent two thousand dollars on my flute, and it just sits there. Very upsetting. I need to do something to make it appealing again. Main instruments aside though I have a saxophone waiting for me to clean it and buy some reeds. Then I can be the Jazz master! Yay! Also, I want to learn the drums. I want to be able to drum along to some sweet bands. Like Dying Fetus, Dethklok, and Cannibal Corpse. Mmm, yes.
Second. Work. I have cemented down my work schedule for the next three or four months. I will be closing the Aberdeen McDonalds on Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays. Potentially Wednesdays, I haven't decided yet. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at the moment I am available from 7am to 4pm. This is set up in order to allow me to come to Junior Youth, as I have made the irrational decision to attempt to help out there. So that should be some good income. Maybe I will be able to follow through with my plans to get a bass stack. Oh that would be lovely.
Third. Bragging time. I am currently writing this blog post from my father's laptop. Which is alright, I don't mind using it. I actually really like it. However, the next time I post on this particular blog, I will be posting from a brand new PC. My baby is coming home on Friday. Hopefully. I've already bought it some swaddling clothes. Expensive swaddling clothes might I add. They are so shiny though. I'm making allusions to video games by the way. Four of them, I'm stoked. I will brag more when I get it.
Fourth. Bands. I found a new band today. It is called Dawn of Ashes. Their old stuff is Industrial Metal. It sounds like this glorious combination of Black Metal and Techno. Their newer stuff is everything I love about Black Metal. So I'm pretty happy. Also, Dying Fetus released their newest album yesterday. I've listened to some of it, and I think that it is quite dandy actually. Very brutal. As far as the band that I am in goes. Well, it isn't going anywhere right now. Maybe we should get on that soon.
My nose is grumpy with me, I think I scratched it. So it's being a jerk to me. If I hit it enough it will learn it's lesson, right?
To close this off, I have decided to perform an interpretive dance. You aren't allowed to see it. I have to be naked to do this dance properly. Close your eyes, now.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Completely uninspired by recent blog happenings.
Just kidding.
So I'm excited to go camping, I don't do that enough at all.
That's all, huh, thought I would have more.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Mosquito
Not really.
In any case. Got home from Alberta yesterday, which is where I went for a friends wedding. It was quite lovely actually. The spot where the ceremony took place was exquisite. Not to mention the weather we were blessed with.
Then last night, I went to see Inglorious Basterds. Which was amazing really.
I don't really have anything else that I want to say. So I suppose that's all until next time.
Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Saturday, August 8, 2009
A decision to be made
Some more.
I want to try for some long hair times.
I think it would be swell.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Summer blog drought
No longer summer, but summer blog drought season.
Yes.
So the correct way to phrase a sentence is as follows.
"Enjoying your summer blog drought season?"
"No."
See?
I thought so.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Cooking with Matt
My friend Natasha walked me through the complicated process. I almost died.
I just cut my finger. So I may be exaggerating this whole thing.
The salad is delicious.
That is all.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Wonders
-The principle of; or relationship between cause and effect.
Sometimes. You have to love the relationship between cause and effect.
I joined Cadets. I went to Camp. I made friends. I visited friends. I made new friends. I made new friends because of my new friends.
I wish I could map out how every event in my life has directly or indirectly affected me. It would be enormous and fascinating.
One day. =) I will have a laboratory in Heaven and do projects like that. =D
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
From the mobile.
In any case, I will now be able to blog whenever I want, service provided. Hopefully that will mean that I will be able to post more often as a result. Haha, I doubt it though.
It does give me something to do when I am bored though. On the bus or whatever. I can keep everyone occupied at the same time. I am just so thoughtful.
So, what else is there to blog about? Not a whole lot. Oh! I got my ears stretched the other day. So I now have 2 ga. tunnels in. They are rather dandy. One day in the unforseeable future I'm going to get my lip stretched. I'm not quite willing to go through that right now though. So it will have to wait. I also have to wait until I'm eighteen before the piercing parlor I go to will let me get my dermal anchors. So much for that plan.
Hehe, I'm walking around while I type this. That's enough though. Later, yo.
Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Another tale
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Z's
Friday, June 19, 2009
The Saltwater Room
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Grad '09
Thursday, June 4, 2009
A tale of two incredibly handsome men.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Well, alright.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
It didn't turn out the way I had desired it to.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
Holy madness

Monday, April 27, 2009
Relational Conundrum
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Oh yeah
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Hum
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Mustache Champion
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
An affront to nature
Monday, March 16, 2009
Hrg
Monday, March 9, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
My job
Ahhh
Friday, February 27, 2009
Wow, holy cats
Monday, February 23, 2009
A tale
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
I work with...
Really, tonight was superb.
We got sodomized at 930. Like, we had thirty people in lobby and we were lined up on drive through. It was terrible. Yet, we worked as a team and got through it with minimal trouble. I was very impressed. Also, they are a blast to work with in general. John is quite a fun guy to be around, and Wendy is a wonderful manager. I lucked out my friends.
In other news. I swallowed the stopper on the back of my labret. Which means it has been rubbing against my lip, and being painful in general. Not exactly pleasant. Going to the piercing place tomorrow/today to get a new stopper. Should be fun.
Hmm, on a side note also relating to McD's, the parfaits and the fajitas at McD's are quite amazing. You should try them.
I should get a sword custom made, for myself. It would probably be expensive. I would want it made of Damascus steel, because it's pretty. Also, it would be less of a sword. More of a short polearm. It would be sweet.
That should be about it for now. Maybe I will spontaneously combust. That would make for good blog-like material.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
What in the nine?
One.
One is not two, wage slave.
Bollocks.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Empty post
Little to say that I want recorded on public domain anyways.
My lip is almost healed. If I would stop pulling it out of my face by accident.
Sarah, I can in fact play my flute. It just hurts. I should probably wait until it stops hurting.
Erm, yes. That's about it.
Less lame posts in the future! Yay!
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Russians seem to be doing the right things.
Oh my word. I would do many a thing to have a voice like this man. The operatic things one could do. =D
I heart opera.
So having a voice unique enough to make it in opera. Would be amazing.
He is a countertenor.
Which means he has the same range as a soprano. Soprano being a female voice.
Friday, February 6, 2009
ДДТ and secret

Mmmm, ДДТ, such a good band.
So Russian. Rather enjoyable.
I wish I could pronounce the name of this song. I really have no idea.
Oh yeah, and I got my lip pierced.
ДДТ
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
I am victorious
I finished my essay. Ten minutes before class. Oh yeah.
Go me.
I'm sort of feeling short posts right now.
Although, I will post a longer one if I want to.
You will have to wait and see.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Yay! Excitement!
Hahaha. A reference I don't have to research. =D
Yeah, that's it.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
For Lack of a Better Name
Considering the immense amount of bickering that went on, we pulled this gig together rather superbly.
Exposition time, for those of you who aren't privy to every detail of my life.
These past three weeks, the grad class that I am a part of has come together to make a band. Now, I believe most of you know this but I am... alternative schooling this year. Which barely qualifies me to be a member of CHEK. CHEK standing for Christian Homeschool Educators of Kamloops. I think. I could be wrong.
In any case. I am grading with five(six I think) other amazing individuals. Which is about the perfect size for a band. Well, no. But that's okay. =P So the six of us made a band. Which right at first seemed like a very poor idea. However! By tonight, our first gig, we had prepared five songs. One of them was even an original. Woah. We are awesome.
=P
So yes. We played music. We had fun. Hopefully we now don't hate each other so much that we can't do it again. Which I think would be wonderful.
Well, I love you five. You are amazing and awesome on so many levels.
Here is to the Grad Class of '09. To our shenanigans in the near future. =)
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Fine!
It isn't finished by any stretch of the imagination. Just thought it would be fun to post. It's freaking long though. So yeah. Here you are.
Matthew McIsaac January 22, 2009
The Rose Gate
A strange thing began occurring the day my daughter planted that black seed in the back yard. The first thing that I noticed on that next sunny morning was that the birds had left. We normally had a great deal of small birds in our large oak tree. Colorful birds that sang the song of flight. That next morning I stepped out onto the deck to enjoy my coffee to the tittering of the wild. However, it was eerily silent. The great oak tree sat lonely in the yard. All of the birds had gone. Also confusing was that none of the other wildlife that frequented our yard were present either. Flustered by this strange happening I returned inside and continued with my day.
The next day, I went out having forgotten already about the missing birds. Once again I was startled by the lack of wildlife, but furthermore a single rose was growing where my daughter had planted that seed. Two days since planting it and already it had sprung up. I had not yet bloomed, but it was nevertheless possessing of a powerful dark beauty. The rose was black, but not that black perceived when you close your eyes. No. It was deeper than that. It was so dark that it almost seemed to be absorbing the light from around it. This was the black that existed before creation. Utter nothingness. This small rose filled me with such an unprecedented loathing. I returned inside quickly. My daughter was sitting at the kitchen table enjoying her breakfast. She looked up at me and asked me what was wrong. I told her that the seed she had planted the day before had sprouted. She was ecstatic. She jumped up to her feet and kissed my cheek. She then ran to the door and threw it open. Almost leaping out onto the deck. An audible gasp came in from the porch.
I followed her cautiously. She stood on the deck, hands clutching her breast. Her face, white as bone. I gently laid my hand on her shoulder. She looked up at me once more. She told me that it was the most frightening thing she had ever seen. I agreed with her on that note. I then proceeded to tell her that we needed to do anything in our power to get rid of the monstrosity. Even though there was nothing obviously wrong with it. She promised me that it would be done the next day.
That night I had terrible dreams of the darkness that the rose seemed to epitomize. I woke suddenly in a heavy sweat. It was late, 3:33 to be exact. It was reassuring to sit in the darkness of my room. As it was that normal darkness we are used to. That we know holds normal fears. It was not the darkness, the black in the flower. That black that seemed to radiate from the rose as much as it sucked in light. After what seemed an eternity I managed to fall back to sleep, although they were still plagued by dreams of darkness.
I woke up the following morning in the same state as I had awoken in the night. Soaked I quickly showered before heading downstairs. I opened the back door. Trepidation coursed through my bones. My stomach rebelled against me as ill feelings stole over. Every fiber of my being urged me to run in the opposite direction and to never glimpse back. Steeling myself I opened the back door. I vomited instantly and in the same motion fell to the porch wood. The grass and plants surrounding the rose for twenty meters was dead.
It was then that I knew the fear in my heart had saved my life. If I had attempted to uproot the rose with my hands I surely would have perished. My daughter likewise. I had not yet warned my daughter. The haste with which I returned inside was fueled by an undying fear. I ran through the door and slammed it shut behind me. I proceeded to warn my daughter. We both decided that the best course of action would be to destroy the rose utterly. Both of us were terrified to leave the rose to grow any longer, but we had no choice in this matter.
The remainder of that day was spent abroad. We gathered a large quantity of flammable liquids in order to burn the rose out of existence.
The final day fast approached us. It was a fortuitously bright Sunday morning when we stepped into that abysmal backyard. By this time, the entire yard was dead. Everything. Dead and rotting. The blight spread as far as the very front of the porch. Where the blight touched the deck, the wood rotted. My beautiful backyard had become a cemetery. My daughter and I wasted no time pouring the gasoline all over the grass. Everywhere the blight had destroyed was soaked in something. After covering as much as humanely possible without touching the blight, I dropped a match and watched the inferno solve our horrible problem.
The inferno made quick work of the yard. All of the dead brush catching instantly. The gasoline must have only helped. I wish I could say the story ended here. With my daughter and I leaving that house and the memories gathered there behind. A blaze of saving fire behind us. Unfortunately, this tale is far less joyous.
In a moment of idiocy on both of our parts, we stopped paying attention to the true goal. The rose. That wretched rose. It was absorbing the heat from the flame, and was creating a tunnel to us. The blight seeped through the flame and absorbed it into itself. I turned to my daughter just in time to see that terrible darkness rear up and fan out. If I had not been utterly paralyzed by terror, the scream that would have ripped through my mouth surely would have shaken the foundations of the earth.
The living darkness fell upon my daughter and both were gone. At that same instant, the fire all but died out. With no time for thought I spun to look at the rose. As the last tendril of blight returned, all of the horrors of the universe came into being.
The rose bloomed.
An antediluvian hell burst forth from the darkness. The world around me twisted and warped in unimaginable ways. Colors seeped away from the landscape, the bright blue sky faded to a ruddy brown. Cracks of darkness split the same sky like shattered glass. All of creation distorted. The buildings around me collapsed in upon themselves. Rust, rot and ruin were everywhere. My great oak tree had become an evil entity. A skeletal hand reaching into the sky, trying to return from whence it came.
There it was, the rose. Surrounding the rose were the skeletons of the wildlife that had belonged in my yard. Dark stains were evident on the parched earth everywhere. However, one thing drew my eye faster than anything. My daughter, was floating in front of the rose. As my eyes met hers I saw what she felt. The most abhorrent terror one could ever feel was coursing through my daughters soul. I was devastated. Completely. There was nothing I could do to help her.
A moment later, the cthonic beast tore through her body and into this infected world. A great thing it was. The splendor of creation lay before it. It's true goal seemingly to annihilate all unworthy life. All life is unworthy in it's eyes.
All life is unworthy.
I also apologize for the inability to format documents on blogger. If you want a copy of this on Word, let me know.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
A thing for you
I am typing up a story that I wrote in my off time during class. By off time I of course mean the times that I am not paying attention. It's pretty long. I don't pay much attention.
Hehehe
Anyways, yes. I wrote it in an H.P. Lovecraft style. Quite amusing to write. Y'all should let me know what you think when I get it up.
In the meantime, amuse yourselves with my poetry. The link is over there.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Drat
Also, curses to you strong public speaking talent. Trying to shine through on my essay.
Bollocks in general.
I am still writing that narrative essay I mentioned. I will post it when I am done. It's a Haiti story. I am not particularly satisfied with it. Doesn't really get the point across properly. Ah well, C'est la vie.
Ooh, I am not very tired. Which is awesome. Since I am writing this essay. Alas, procrastinating from this essay. =P
One more thing, Arch Enemy. I like them. Anything with Angela Gossow is good.
P.S.
The days we were in Welsh, the children arrived at some time. Then the Haitian team led them in music. Then in a service. Then we fed them? Or was the play time first? I honestly can't remember. Since I can't remember I am taking unfortunate creative liberties with this essay. =(
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Suprisingly
Snowboarding. For the first time in two years. Is a challenge. A challenge very worth taking.
So I am happy about not being in pain.
Less happy about having to work tomorrow morning.
At 7.
So I have to be up by 530ish. Stupid.
And my whole. Nonchalant attitude towards sleep doesn't help at all.
Less to say, more sleep that is needed.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Narrative
In any case. I must leave. A quick update on my... narrative. =P I will post it if it doesn't suck.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Mwahaha
So, what's up hey? I can't honestly think of anything mind blowing. I am back to school. Final class before I graduate. I am rather excited. Not at all worried. So close.
Mmm, Taco's are my favorite. The fact that we are having them tonight just about completes me. Just about.
Erg, I have to go into Instincts sometime in the near future to find out what the heck is going on with my ear. Seriously folks. It's pretty gross sometimes. Like. Surprisingly a few times I have wanted to take them out. But that would be pretty stupid because they aren't about to properly grow over.
I should probably start working on my parents soon here to let me get my next piercing. It's a toss up between nose and lip. Let me know what your thoughts are there. I really can't decide.
Oh! I finally fixed my computer. Something happened to it ages ago. I finally realized that my screen resolution was really low. Also that my appearance setting was set to "Windows Classic" so that is now fixed. Yay for me.
Well, that about sums up what I have to say.
Also. Opeth. Check them out. They have some monster good stuff.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Blogging Strike
Go bother Kandace for a bit.
Until she decides that our deal was amazing. Which it was by the way. I will be taking a break. An unwanted break by the way. So bother her fast.
(The deal was that she blogs twice a week and I blog three times a week. Sounds fair to you doesn't it?)
=D